TAYLOR SWIFT BASHES JOE & BLOWS TAYLOR A KISS ON "SNL"


Taylor Swift did a great job hosting SNL. In her opening monologue, she sang a song called “The Monologue Song (La La La).” She talked about Joe Jonas and Taylor Lautner.

I like writing songs about d-bags who cheat on me.
But I’m not gonna say that in my monologue.
I like writing their names in songs so they’re ashamed to go in public.
But I’m not gonna say that in my monologue.
La la. La la la la la. This is my musical monologue.
You might think I’d bring up Joe, that guy who broke up with me on the phone.
But I’m not gonna mention him, in my monologue.
Hey Joe, I’m doing real well! Tonight I’m hosting SNL.
But I’m gonna brag about that in my monologue.
La la la. Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. La la la.
And if you’re wondering if I might be dating the werewolf from Twilight.
[She mouths "Hi Taylor," then blows him a kiss.]
I’m not gonna comment on that in my monologue.

2 Responses to TAYLOR SWIFT BASHES JOE & BLOWS TAYLOR A KISS ON "SNL"

Haylee said...

you are rude taylor

Greg Delaney said...

Taylor Swift's Monologue song was cute... but then again everything about Taylor Swift is cute